January 2010
240 posts
if i don’t go anywhere i’m going to be so upset.:/
December 2009
33 posts
I wrote happy birthday in sharpie on one of my white vneck shirts . Saying Happy Birthday Leah. I’m still wearing the shirt. It’s been an hour. I’m starting to get high off the shirt…. ohhhh(=
people are stupid
:)
Changed by you
Please wait while i slowly untie my tongue tonight I pray by some feeble attempt My words would tell you what my heart has to say Cause you’ve always been right beside me for so many days How could i be without you now Cause i am changed by you The more i get to know you The more i want you close to me And i’ll take care of you Please just say you love me Forever be whatever...
My nana is my hero!
There is a time and place when everyone is alone. One may not know where to go for the loving and caring gestures that they deserve. Even though somebody in the world may not have that space in their heart to be filled with the compassion the human body, and mind need. Others should not take advantage of the privilege they are given to feel loved, and to experience a lifetime with a hero that has...
My mom is ghetto
Me: hey are you going to get Hannan tomorrow?
Mom: YES WHY DON’T YOU STAY OUT OF MY BUSSINESS!!!!!FUCKK!
Me: Well fuck mom i was only asking a question. She’s my sister to you know.
Mom: Don’t be all up in my kool-aid
(she was such a bitch!!!)and i swear she thinks she is 16.
The sims3
I loveeeee love love that game!!!
i can’t wait to get to Arkansas soo i can play that gamee for hourss and hours.(:
I played it for 12 hour increments last time! ha i love my Nana<333
most important person to me in the world!
fuck you verizon wireless!!
verizon is reallly starting to piss mee offf!!! the stupid signal towers aren’t working or somethingg!!
I’m going to have a BF(bitch fit)
sad
Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
haha i didn't know how to spell it either til this...
Today, I sent my resume to a place where I hoped to work at. Since the job requires me to be doing work on the run, I put on it that I have a laptop. The only problem is that I always thought it was “labtop.” I didn’t learn the correct spelling until my daughter called me an idiot, she’s 6. FML
haha, that sucks
Today, I decided to sign up to a dating website. After having a long conversation with one of my matches about how much I hate my job, I decided to meet up with him. It was my boss. FML
“He’s a douchelord!”
-Khloe Kardashian
I love the Kardashians. Way better than my family drama!
Between the trees - Miss you
So pretty.:)
WatchThis is what we do when we go into the halls to take pictures for journalism. pretty intense right.
that is funnnyy
Today, I babysat 3 year old twins. They have a huge dry erase board hanging inbetween their beds. After they fell asleep I drew a very detailed and large drawing of a penis. When I went to erase it I realized it was in Sharpie. FML
sad. i hate teachers!
Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn’t a good enough male role model because I’d misbehaved. I told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that I should be ashamed, then gave me a detention. He actually did die. FML
busy woman
Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said “I’m pretending to be mommy from last night.” I was on a business trip last night. FML
haha what the fuck
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying “I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about Megan”. My name isn’t Megan. Not even close. FML
haha that sucks for her!
“Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I’m adopted. FML”
My brother's recipe for hot chocolate milk
He just told me about his drink that he made an hour ago. He put some hot water into a cup. Then added some chocolate milk mix. First of all, you don’t put water and chocolate milk mix together. After that he mixed it all today. Soon, after he added beer salt to the drink. hahah, he said it did not taste good at all, but still drank. What a strange little boy. By the way he’s 7.
how to do it speech
Well today we already got to eat sugar cookies with chocolate. and then we also got to eat some butter scotch cookies. They were both good. :)
Now we’re listening to some guy tell us about him how to quit smoking. He started smoking when he was eight. And how he didn’t like it and he only did it because he thought it was cool. Now he say’s he feels healthier. Oh and he’s a...
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blahblahblah girl power
-the spice girls!
Listening to speechs in speech class
Okay, well this one kid wants to have disapline. Physical disapline. Like oh how about you go to the office and get a whooping. what the hell. Some other girl talks about washing your hands in public bathrooms, and gas stations are gross. I don’t remember the first person that went up to the front. I was probably sleeping. Some other kid talks about saving baby horses. People are very...
Snow weather death
I about died this morning driving down the highway. I didn’t have enough time to get all of the snow off of my windows before i left for school. I got in my car and began to drive. I go to get on the highway and i my window was covered in snow. My rear view mirror was also covered in snow. I was just hoping that no one would hit me getting on the highway. I continued to drive on the highway...